October 2009
2 posts
Oct 5th
“Lady Gaga is a hermaphotite LOL”
– Melissa Fincher
Oct 3rd
September 2009
3 posts
Sep 18th
“Something smells like it is burning, but I may just be having a seizure.”
– Jeremy Cotton (Starbucks 2703)
Sep 15th
Letter of Resignation: You corporate bastards!
It has become seemingly more evident that the heads of corporate America have turned completely away from the everyday worker. Gone are the days were loyalty sought reward and hard-work was congratulated with earnest compliments. Lost are the ideas of promoting the worthy and uplifting the improved. Expired are thoughts that you will someday see gratitude for good deeds or great triumphs. All but...
Sep 15th
August 2009
1 post
Yeah right, that thing!
What is love? An unyielding yearning for another person? A fondness for someone with whom you become acquainted over the years? Or is it simply an imaginary feeling that is over-hyped, over-advertised, over used? I believe the latter. Love is intangible. Any one person who would believe that they have felt love is either a liar or misguided. Alas, I end my rant of such imaginary things.
Aug 23rd
June 2009
4 posts
Let-down and your life
Life is so misleading! Everyday, the average human wakes up expecting something new and fun for the day. Yet, these unfortunate pawns are branded for a rancid part of life’s darker side, letdown. What makes this bitter realization worse is that it is a constant event, experienced by all, no matter age or status. I assume it is a way to keep the majority humbled by the majesty of fate. Bah...
Jun 23rd
My words are so emo
Alas, another day passes and my only objective remains to regain my literary talents. This blog is little more than an attempt from an aging man trying to reclaim is former talents. Is it working? Please don’t answer, I assume this entry will be another subpar installment of a literary letdown.
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
God save me from a buffet-related death
It has become apparent that only the inbred members of society decide to dine on special occasions at buffets. Around the room I count a handful of the people with a whole set of teeth. I would love to believe that the Almighty had another gathering place for such filth to meet and greet, iHop!
Jun 21st